Saturday, September 09, 2006

Week in Exclusive Detox Resort!

Your host Roxy would like to let you know that she is currently not posting to her blog due to her extended detoxification and "All About Roxy" stay at an exclusive, trendy resort with sweeping mountain views, and a gorgeous private suite. She's very busy with her numerous facials, massages, and occasional drug binges.

Ok...

Actually...

Replace "detoxification" with "no food or liquid, just IV's"
Replace "All About Roxy" with "doctors and nurses poking at Roxy"
Replace "exclusive, trendy resort" with "hospital"
Replace "gorgeous private suite" with "not bad private hospital room"
Replace "numerous facials" with "numerous tests"
Replace "massages" with "needle pricks"
Replace "occasional drug binges" with "morphine drip"

The morphine drip is the best part...hopefully I'll be out before another week passes.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

{{{{{healthy vibes}}}}} and speedy healing energies to you, Ms. Roxy.

Greg said...

Hey, I tried to send you an e-mail and it came back that the address is defunct. Whadupwiddat? Your husband just sent me his new address. What's yours, sweetie?

Roxy said...

I emailed you - never changed it. Sure you didn't type it in wrong?

Anonymous said...

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hey check out this link I thought about you as soon as I saw it
LOL!!! I hope you are feeling better.

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