Moojuice

My friend in Scotland has launched his band and has a running web-blog about the project.

http://www.moojuicerecords.com/loengard/weblog/weblog.html

Go Alasdair!

The Site Says It All

I'm not even going to comment on this one.

Click and enjoy!

http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/

Want some cheese to go with that cracker?

Today is the last day for one of our fine, fearless teachers. After two weeks with these delinquents, he's called in sick...never to return. For the sake of this story, let's call this brave soul Mr. White.

Flash back - August 9th
Mr. White, dressed smartly in a polo and khakis, arrives smiling. He's oh-so-ready to instruct these attentive young saints. Much to his dismay, they aren't all he expected.

Over the course of the next two weeks, Mr. White is called names and pushed around in his classroom.

The culmination? His new nickname - Forrest Gump look alike mother-fucking cracker.

And to think I was upset because one of my dawgs called me nigga!

Casting Call!

Wanted: 25 bright, energetic, smiling, well-groomed, literate, enterprising young men and women to engage in a fun, challenging and intense Literature curriculum.

Got: Anywhere from 22-29 (depending on the day) half-dead, grimacing, mostly-rank, barely cohesive, lazy rogues whose only enterprising endeavor is to come up with excuses as to why they can't have their butts in seats by 8:00AM.

But, as always, there are flowers amongst the weeds.

School's back in session folks. Hang on for some stories!