Want some cheese to go with that cracker?

Today is the last day for one of our fine, fearless teachers. After two weeks with these delinquents, he's called in sick...never to return. For the sake of this story, let's call this brave soul Mr. White.

Flash back - August 9th
Mr. White, dressed smartly in a polo and khakis, arrives smiling. He's oh-so-ready to instruct these attentive young saints. Much to his dismay, they aren't all he expected.

Over the course of the next two weeks, Mr. White is called names and pushed around in his classroom.

The culmination? His new nickname - Forrest Gump look alike mother-fucking cracker.

And to think I was upset because one of my dawgs called me nigga!