Black skirt with pastel and passion pink polka dots. Average black slip on top with silver buckle. Pink leather flowertopped slides. Pink mother of pearl watch. New Hot Topic Pink Ruffled Bra and Panties with Black Satin Ribbons.
I’m pinky today.
Drive to work and listen to Howard make an ass out of neophyte whore on phone. Laugh hysterically. Arrive at work early - how did this happen, traffic god? Today will be a good day.
Gather things, careen through courtyard in search of coffee and Naked "Protein Zone" juice. Can feel pink panties slightly slip down to hips. Walk to office, stopping to greet co-workers and assistant. Hmmm. I just shrunk these deliberately after purchase two weeks ago.
Close office door. Hike up skirt and pull panties into place.
Knock on office door. "Your clients are here."
"Thanks." Throw open door, smile, sashay to front office (more to keep panties up than to shake attractive butt).
Greet clients. Show them interview rooms. Tour them through hallway toward Starbucks-like coffee cafe. Feel pink panties move to hips. Silently try to use witchcraft powers to inch them upwards. Hope panties don't fall around ankles.
Walk to cafeteria as panties continue to slide south.
Buy bottles of water for clients, show them lounge area, begin trek back to office. In main department doorway, panties rest at tops of thighs.
Skirt is knee-length. All hope is not lost.
If I show them back to interview rooms, panties will fall. If I duck down the hallway to office, I’ll be rude. Oh, life’s little quandaries.
Politely ask gentlemen to wait as I retrieve information for them. Duck into office, throw skirt up, briefly consider trashing panties like I've done so many times before, realize I've only done that while drunk in a bar - there is something inherently wrong with ditching panties at the office unless you are sleeping with the boss - hike panties into place, grab some tape to help reinforce, snatch paperwork from desk, emerge smiling.
Show clients to interview rooms.
Return to office. Wonder how long tape will hold. Consider stapler.
Today's lesson: Brand new pink panties should be worn to the bar, not to the office (unless you are sleeping with your boss).
4 comments:
Dear? I am very very mad that you posted this. But, I will be at your office on Friday so where the Pink Panties then!!!!!!!!! Your Husband and God!
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Cammyoh: It was wonderful to see you last night - pink panties and all!
:+)
Thanks for the link! And the lesson about pink panties. It was most educational.
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