Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Just a quick note

To the self-serving sycophant sitting in the front row of my Management Information Systems class,

Shut. Up.

How did you get into an MBA program when you don't know how to take visual clues from the professor? When he says, "good point" and moves away, he is done listening to you.

Another thing, please stop waving your arm. The professor doesn't meet your gaze for a reason. He GETS PAID to talk about Information Technology. You do not.

Furthermore, no one in the class is impressed with your knowledge of acronyms and how you not-so-suavely insert them into your babblings. GUI isn't a cutting edge term - we all know what it means and how to pronounce it.

So please, for the next 7 weeks, spare us your simple-minded stories, irrelevant insights and jokes about people who use Linux client servers. If you don't, I may have to initiate a "systems crash" on your ass.

Thank you ever so much,
Roxy

5 comments:

Ross said...

Yeah theres somebody at my school like that. He is even more obvious than yout problem. He has even said " Hey Mrs. **** listen to my new word". Worse part is hes incredibly stupid. He once stole the entire classes tests so that he wouldn't fail it, worse part is he didn't get caught.

Unknown said...

if you're ever in my hood, i REALLY need (and want) to take you out for the beverage of your choice!

you're my kind o' babe!

Roxy said...

Rokan - don't you just hate that?

And a rose is a rose - see my comment on your blog!

The Daily Gus said...

totally off topic but yes, we totally have to go drink a beer when you're visiting over the holidays. i think, however, that the first pint should be on your brother, seeing as how he NEVER floats a freebie! :) Tightwad! ha ha ha. Also, I tipped him exorbitantly last night! to hide my internet-nerd shame!

Roxy said...

Shit - then he should do the buying!

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