Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Keepin' it short and sweet

Dear Beautiful People of Europe,

Thank you for a lovely time! We enjoyed our stay in a few of your fine countries and cities. I feel more relaxed now than I have in years.

I just have one thing to point out, mostly to the occupants of France and the Czech Republic.

Please be aware that if you can afford designer clothing and numerous steaming coffees at streetside cafes, you can also afford a shower and perhaps a stick of deodorant. Feel free to take my advice immediately - or at the very least - before my next visit.

Love and smoochies,

Roxy

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