Because I'm petty and can't help myself

I must link to personal ads for women in prison.

Go to this site. Browse some of the ladies in waiting. Do they think they are in a castle, locked in a tower? News honey, YOU'RE IN PRISON. Even if your knight strides up to the gate bearing chocolate and some iron cutters, the guard ain't gonna let you out.

At least the men who are writing to these women know that there is very little competition for their chosen lady's affections. Unless you count the babe named Harley in Cell Block D...