Roxy has been out and about in the sweet backroads of Virginny and feels compelled to post a bit of news that she learned about one Mr. Jerry Falwell, the leader of the Morally Bankrupt.
It seems to be a confirmed fact* that Mr. Falwell's death wasn't reported 100% accurately.
While I must say it pains me to tell y'all that NPR was wrong, I am abso-posi-fucking-lutely happy as a redneck watching Nascar to inform you that Jerry Falwell did not die in his office at Liberty University as reported.
Your pal Roxy, while doing field research in Lynchburg, Virginia this past weekend, discovered that the Fartwell went out just like the King.
That's right folks, Jerry died on the shitter.
Which is so apropos since it really doesn't matter where he was - in the office or on the john - he was definitely full of shit.
And that is reason enough to resume posting on my blog.
*Fact confirmed in a bar by a reliable source who confirmed with EMT's on the scene.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
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that was one short hiatus missy! You're giving Garth Brooks and Jay Z a run for their money
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